Honestly darling, the only way to FIND a fashionable dress that you’ll love and look good in is to stick it though and try to enjoy the “painful process” as you put it (although I have no idea HOW shopping can be painful).

As for accessories, those honestly depend on your dress. I’d advice no necklaces, but maybe some bracelets? A nice pair of earrings? A stylin’ headband? It’s all up to what you like to wear and what you’d feel best in.

Sorry this took so long. The holidays were a busy time for me.

Lots of luck <3

Oooo…oh you devil. Going for the more outrageous questions are we? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! So…besides the ascot, I would have to say the “mini ascot” that you can put on your dogs. ADORABLE!! And in so many colors!

Well, for one, don’t get discouraged. You are who you are, and sometimes, things like this will come up. The best thing to do is keep your head high and try not to let it bother you.

Second, do not, I repeat, DO NOT!!!!!!!! say you aren’t pretty. Beauty is found in everyone. Some it comes easily, but with others, you sometimes have to do a bit of work. I mean, have you SEEN Lieutenant Taz? See what I had to work with?

As for advice in finding a dress that will fit, I’m not so sure what to say. I would come over, measure you, and style you an outfit any day of the week, but considering my schedule is booked at the moment, I’m not so sure how that’s going to work out. All I can say is, keep looking, and if you try another store that doesn’t work, don’t get discouraged. There’s a dress out there just waiting for you. You just have to find it.

All my luck xxx
~Alejandro <3

Well, for one dear, if the dress doesn’t fit AND looks ghastly, then it’s got to go. No ifs ands or buts!

So now that we’ve gotten rid of that piece of…work, it’s time to go looking for a new dress. I always say that with blonde hair, a sky or baby blue dress would look best. Especially with your eyes and glasses! Now, as for length, I’d say it should go down so it hits about an 1/2 an inch to 1 inch above your knees. Throw on a pair of silver heels (or flats work as well :D), and you’re good to go darling!

Darling, one of the problems with fashion in society today is that people think they are expected to wear a certain thing because that’s what everyone else wears and thinks is “in”. That’s total bulldroppings!!! Half of pulling off an outfit is feeling confident in what you’re wearing. You won’t sell it unless you love your outfit and love how it shows off your gorgeous body. So go ahead, wear your ballerina flats, and strut your stuff like there’s no tomorrow!! You’ll look stunning!!

Why, Ascots ‘R Us of course. Just look it up on Google Universe, and a few nearby locations should come up!

Darling, what you wear is suppose to express who you are as a person. Now, you can either embrace it, or hide it. Whatever you decide should be your decision ONLY! Don’t let others influence your decisions.

Plus, if you do act yourself, then others will learn to respect you. I won’t say that this will happen over night. It’s going to take time, and if others don’t except it, then they aren’t worth your time or concern.

Whatever you decide, dear, just make sure you sport it with pride! You’ll look fabulous!

Darling, I saw the song, and I must say that I LOVE IT!!! My deadgod, it’s as if you were in the room when it happened!

Think outside the box. Get out the rule book, make a list of everything you CAN’T do to add/modify the uniform. That leaves everything else open! And if you get in trouble, your excuse is “it wasn’t in the rule book!”